So me and my friend Maria recently went out and got dinner at a nice mexican restraunt. An now I litterally cannot stop farting and going to the bathroom! I've gone through 3 rolls of toilet paper and now I have none! I have no idea where my Tiny Roomate is but I need him to go out and get me some toilet paper and Pepto Bismol so I can stop this madness! I call the doctor and she thinks I may have food poisoning! My asshole feels like a damn Fire Hose, an my farts are possibly the worst they have ever been! The mix of Tacos and food poisoning is not a good mix! I honestly feel bad for both my toilet and my seat! I can't even wear any underwear or pants because I ruined the pair I had on before! There so wet and gross! It's just terrible!
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